Monk Reincarnation Ban in China & Taxation of Witches in Romania

Agent-x - May 31 2012, 11:41 AM

Incroyable mais vraie
Important communique to Jean Pierre Alexandre who believe in reincarnation and other metaphysics craps:

Soon Martelly will impose a license and a tax for procreation instruments and another tax for pedestrian to walk on the streets.

According to Fat Drunk and stupid blog spot, on Thursday, February 24, 2011, Monk Reincarnation Ban in China & Taxation of Witches in Romania
So China is set to pass a new law stipulating that Buddhist monks in Tibet must seek permission from the Chinese government for reincarnation.

The Chinese state administration for religious affairs described this law as an important move to "institutionalize management of reincarnation." Obviously, this is a ploy to effectively allow the Communist government to select the next Dalai Lama. However, beyond the political and religious ramifications, I wonder what the process will look like to actually get this permission.

Will there be a form with the following fields:

Are you the Dalai Lama or a different Tibetan monk?

(If yes, proceed to go fuck yourself)
What do you plan on being reincarnated as?

(If the second, or in this case, 14th, coming of the great leader, proceed to go fuck yourself; if a piece of grass, proceed)

How will they determine and impose punishment if someone has the audacity to be reincarnated without the permission of the Communist regime?

Will there be an a priori proclamatino- "I forbid you from being reincarnated as the Dalai Lama!" or a posteriori punishment "How dare you be reincarnated as the Dalai Lama!" I can only imagine the mayhem if this happened while said Tibetan monk was visiting the U.S. and at a major league baseball game, which was then rebroadcast without the expressed written consent of MLB...

China and MLB would join forces to take down everyone!

Perhaps these monks should consult some from the witching industry in Romania.

In a move to increase revenue and crack down on tax evasion, the Romanian government has added witches, astrologers, and fortune tellers to their labor code. In the past, people in those professions used their lack of registration to avoid paying income taxes.

Under the new law, they will now be taxed and make contributions to health and pension plans.

My question is, how did these witches and fortune tellers allow this to happen?

Clearly, any fortune teller or witch worth their concotion of "cat excrement and a dead dog" would have been aware this law was coming beforehand and either used their magical powers to do something, or at least organize some sort of protest.

If the Egyptians can do it, anyone can, especially if they can see the future.

Also, now that these are recognized as legitimate professions, wouldn't this open these people up to all sorts of lawsuits, if the fortunes they predict or spells they cast don't work?

Either way, the only witch I'd trust is a sandwich, made by my own two hands (just to make sure I have just the right amound of cat excrement and dead dog for flavor).

Chinese Government to regulate Reincarnation

'New Chinese law aimed at wiping out Tibetan identity'

DHARAMSALA: The new Chinese law which would come into effect next month banning reincarnation of the Dalai Lama and other Buddhist monks in Tibet was aimed at wiping out the Tibetan identity and its rich culture, said exiled Tibetan government based here on Monday.

The new law which stipulates Buddhist monks in Tibet to seek permission from Chinese communist regime for reincarnation has been ironically described by Chinese state administration for religious affairs as an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation.

However, the de facto Prime Minister of Tibet Samdhong Rinpoche, speaking to TOI said that the new Chinese law coming into effect next month framed to ban reincarnation of Dalai Lama and other Tibetan Lamas was not surprising and unexpected at all. He said that China had been for a long time engaged in working out various methods and formula to finish the two major Tibetan religious institutions-Dalai Lama and Panchen Lama. He said that these two institutions are very important for Tibetans.

He said that the new Chinese law was nothing but a ploy to take control of Tibetan religious institutions.

He said that China was perhaps waiting for the departure of the Dalai Lama as it believed that his departure would resolve the problem of Tibet itself.

Rinpoche said that China believes that by choosing its own Dalai Lama as it did in the case of appointing its own Panchen Lama with the new law coming into force would help them to control Tibetans living in various parts of the world including here (Dharamsala) which was not the case at present.

The de facto Prime Minister of Tibet said that it was wishful thinking on the part of Beijing to believe that if the Dalai Lama leaves the scene it would make things easier for it (China) to control the Tibetan struggle and movement for its cause as per its own convenience.

He said that the Tibetan issue creates lot of pressure on China at global level, a fact though not accepted by Chinese.

He said that Tibetan struggle could not be stymied with one individual (Dalai Lama) not on the scene as it was struggle of a nation.

However, he said that departure of the Dalai Lama would defiantly have a significant bearing on the Tibetan struggle as it could make Tibetans especially youth agitated and could resort to violent means owing to lack of leadership.

About the Karmapa monastery issue, he said that if huge haul of foreign currency including Chinese Yuan had been accumulated illegally must be investigated thoroughly to extract t the truth about it. He said that he believes that Karmapa staff had been responsible for the money found to be kept at monastery in illegal manner.

Regarding suspicions being raised about Karmapa being Chinese agent or spy, he said that he (Karmapa) was not so smart and competent to indulge in such sort of activity.

When asked that how the Karmapa managed to run away from Tibet (China) in dramatic circumstances in January 2000, Rinpoche said that he (Karmapa) he took advantage of snow while escaping from there.

'New Chinese law aimed at wiping out Tibetan identity' - The Times of India


According to Pkistan defence [no date], China tells living Buddhas to obtain permission before they reincarnate


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Jean Pierre Alexandre says...

I surpport the Tibetans in everything except in the reincarnation belief. AGENT-X,I don't believe in reincarnation,i want you to remember that... more »

Agent-x says...

This is a phoney,artificial and subversive issue that is geared to destabilized China. The Tibetans are an integral part of china the same way the... more »

Jean Pierre Alexandre says...

That is just the way they operates. Are you supprise? Now,i want to know,"who is the next victim or who are the next victims"? more »

Agent-x says...

Watch for Lebanon after Syria in their grand march and scheme to attack Iran then encircling Russia and China for their final invasion where they... more »

Jean Pierre Alexandre says...

I don't believe Yah Elohim will let them destroy something he creates with his hands.` There is not a single government in this world that is not... more »