Michel Martelly has done his mea culpa to President Aristide

Agent-y - October 13 2011, 8:20 AM

13 October 2011 Special reports from Haitian Vitamin-News

The first picture below is among the photos of Martelly crying while he was doing his mea culpa to Aristide.

Our photo analysis technicians and social scientists will scrutinize those pictures to determine whether the tears were genuine display of emotion or Martelly probably used small amount of tears gas or onions to convey the impression that he was crying.

Rumors have it that Aristide gave Martelly a towel to dry up his tears.

One notorious US tabloid is willing to pay two millions US dollar for the towel to verify this rumor.

The tabloid will have DNA experts and chemist analysis to test the towel for trace of Martelly DNA and possible onions residue.

Another rumor claimed Masonic handshake and passwords were exchanged between Martelly and Aristide.

Another rumors claimed the De facto president of Haiti instructed his vice president, Mr. Martelly to meet immediately with former president Aristide.

Facts: French and Canadian press ignored the Martelly-Aristide Meeting and we know why.
Other less dramatic of Martelly pictures with Aristide

Haiti's Martelly and Aristide says it's time to work together

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Patrick says...

Agent Y, how you serious about this story. Do you know name the name of the person who take the picture? Why Martelly was crying in the picture? I... more »

Jean Pierre Alexandre says...

Agent-y,real man cry all the time. Even croccodiles tears are very healthy for your soul. I would suggest you get some onions makes believe you want... more »

Kim Moreau says...

Martelly does not like Aristide. I am sure his master Clinton gave him the order to do it and Martelly has no choice but to comply with the order... more »

Jean Pierre Alexandre says...

KIM,Sweet dreams;No one in this planet can prosecute Jean Claude Duvalier. If you want to try go ahead.Feel free to do so. more »

Antoine Simon Estime says...

KIM, Did you mean prosecution? Are you serious? We have 10.000 haitians deaths and 150.000 sick with inflicted colera. Yes, tell me more about... more »

Kim Moreau says...

Antoine Simon Estime Says..."KIM, Did you mean prosecution? Are you serious? We have 10.000 haitians deaths and 150.000 sick with inflicted colera... more »