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Sincerely Yours - March 18 2012, 12:11 AM

Dear Help wanted

Me and my friends are interested in your Your help wanted add. We have the expertise to solve your political ambitions and problems.

This is a preview of our experiences:

-We charge a minimum of $ 6,000 an hour per worker.

-Confidentiality is our motto.

-We travel anywhere in the world.

-We have the best expertise in lock picking, safe cracker and home invasion.

-We have the most experienced social engineers.

-We cross dressing appropriately for the occasion.

-We have the best looking, best educated strippers, and escort services in which all countries are represented.

-We can persuade most President and Prime Minister in third world countries to sign any contract while they are playing yoyo in bed with our Dominican cuties while smoking our exotic herbs.

-Our team could impersonating anyone.

-We are experienced and certified liars guaranteed to beat the polygraph test any time or your money back.

-We have the best political connections

-Our team has access to most office in the world and we could burn damaging or sensitive documents.

-Actually one of our member is the tail of a state in the West Indies and we have access to his private jet and milice rose if needed.

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Wanted: passport salesman with experience. Immediate hiring

Wanted: Marchande passport avek experience pou modifer non ou prenon si se necessaire. Experience in securing many...

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