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Agent-x - April 22 2012, 8:15 AM

Agency-X-1804 reiterated its compliments to defector number one from Martelly camp for bringing to Belpolitik bloggers substantial information pertaining to Martelly downward spiral of derives.

Agency-X-1804 take this opportunity to remind Martelly's defector number one that tomorrow April 23rd 2012 after 09:00 A.M.EST wee will debriefing him under the vigilance of the Iranian surgeon Dr. Akbar whose duty will be to amputate the lower external organ of defector number one if and only if he dares to display his lower external organ during the interview as his former master X. Martelly has been doing at the amazement of the public.

Dr. Akbar works for the Iranian government as an enforcer of morality.

A few words from the wise suffice.

Just behave during the interview and you will be safe.

Agency-X-1804 warned Martelly defector number one that we will not be entertaining any information pertaining to his degenerative activities and crimes against nature while he was in good standing in the Martelly Camp. Our Ethics committee will interview him pertaining to Martelly act against nature at a later date.

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